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THE LEGEND IS BACK AND AS REALISTIC AS EVER!
Molded precisely from the legend, each vein, curve, and bulge is perfectly re-created to exact perfection. Made from the highest quality materials, the legendary John Holmes Realistic Cock is as real and big as it gets!
Includes: Limited Collector's Edition signed autograph picture, The history of John Holmes Book, Carrying case for travel & easy storage, Suction cup base for easy mounting of cock on any smooth surface.
 
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Reviews (15)
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  Total of 15 Reviews
Size: 88%
Material: 81%
Durability: 77%
Features: 80%
Looks: 89%
Over All: 84%


Size
Best
Features
Above Average
Material
Above Average
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Above Average
Over All
Best
• Good on special occasions =)
This toy is enormous... but i like it! Once in a great while, when I feel like I need that extra something, my man will pull this out and use it on me and it feels insanely good... I am in no way able to take the whole thing, nor do I need or want to, mostly i just love the width!! Cleaning is easy, it just takes a while because there is SOO much to clean!! haha.. The texture feels great too! If youre a size queen, go for this toy!
Sex: Female Date: 2/8/2013   Nickname: Bizzy


Size
Best
Features
Best
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Best
Over All
Best
• Jesus
Ladies and gentlemen,thanks to my sister inlaw and brother inlaw i was introduced to the john holmes realistic cock and i am glad i was. I left my brother inlaw awhile back we were arguing about something stupid now that i look back, one night while i was upset my sister inlaw explained she and her husband could help out in the sex department and i said that is what i missed most so i gave in. I took a shower and had a couple of drinks and then went to bed, after about an hour my sister inlaw entered the bedroom and showed this monster to me good god was i nervous when i seen that but being horny as hell i went along ,then my brother inlaw came in and after a few minutes of easing my fears started to lick my pussy and ass, his wife was lubing up the cock and when i was breathing hard she handed it to him and he started to insert it and boy oh boy was i ready after the first couple of inches it was feeling unbelieveable then he pushed real hard and it bottomed out and sent me into an orgasm i will never forget, and the look on his face was of surprise because he did not think he could get it all in but it went in easily, and was it fulfilling. I have no regrets what so ever that this took place now me and my husband are going to buy one and the nights of pleasure will hopefully never end, we now have sex at least 4 times a week now thanks to the realistic cock my advice to all the customers here are to buy this item,it has in my view saved my marriage!
Sex: Female Date: 11/30/2010   Nickname: Yolanda


Size
Best
Features
Best
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Best
Over All
Best
• WOW!!! Very fulfilling and satisfying
When my husband and I first received our new toy, I thought maybe it would be too big. But, boy was I wrong!! It was just right and VERY fulfilling. I've used it by myself several times and my husband has used it on me too - wow, what incredible orgasms I have had. I would highly recommend this toy to any woman who wants to try something BIG! The only thing that I found when using it myself was how heavy it is, but maybe it will build up my muscles in my arms.
Sex: Female Date: 2/23/2010   Nickname: Joy


Size
Average
Features
Average
Material
Average
Visual Appeal
Average
Durability
Average
Over All
Average
• If you really love SIZE...
then this is the perfect toy for you! The UR3 material is amazing and must be felt to be believed.This is really a great toy for those who are looking for a more realistic experience and enjoy large anatomies. I have never used and enjoyed a toy as much or for as long as I have this one. Very well worth the money
Sex: None Date: 12/15/2009   Nickname: terry


Size
Best
Features
Best
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Best
Over All
Best
• John Holmes - Great lover!
My husband bought this about a year ago, and one night snuck it in the bed. After alot of oral sex (and trust me alot of lube) he started to insert it. Well I have to say it was a little uncomfortable at first, but after lots of lube it finally went in and I am glad it did! I never came so hard in my life! After my first orgasm, he left it in and started to work it harder and faster and then let me take over. I have to say it turned me into a complete animal!

He said I made sounds like I was possessed (and I am sure I did)! Ladies, this bad boy is great and if you like them large then this is for you... But buy lots of lube and enjoy!!!
Sex: Female Date: 12/15/2009   Nickname: donnalovesit


Size
Above Average
Features
Above Average
Material
Above Average
Visual Appeal
Above Average
Durability
Above Average
Over All
Above Average
• WHAT THE .... ?
Received this huge toy a month or so ago. My wifes first impessions were "no way thats too big!", I agreed, although after some good red one night we gave it a go eventually she managed to work it inside her self - approx. 6 to 7 inches! She came twice in 5 minutes and the orgasms seemed very intense. Now she loves it. Bigger IS better.
Sex: Male Date: 6/13/2008   Nickname: aimtoplease


Size
Best
Features
Best
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Best
Over All
Best
• huge!
This is my second review and all i can say is great. My husband loves to watch and masturbate while watching me ride this cock. He loves it when I get it all in my pussy, it took awhile to get it all in but now it is easy... and when he does my ass, I come like an animal. I can truthfully say this has turned me into a slut because I cannot wait for it to fill me up.
Sex: Female Date: 6/7/2008   Nickname: donnalovesit


Size
Above Average
Features
Average
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Best
Over All
Best
• She Can't Get Enough Of It!
This is my wife's favorite toy. She only uses 8 inches of it's length so there's plenty left for her to hold on to. The width is perfect for her, and I love to watch her fuck it. She also likes to lick it while I fuck her pussy and ass with other toys. The suction cup lasted a full three years before it fell off. She says it's not too hard and not too soft, but just right. Just last weekend was the first time my hard cock fucked her ass while I fucked her pussy with "Big John". We both came like demons.
Sex: Male Date: 12/22/2006   Nickname: South Gent


Size
Average
Features
Average
Material
Average
Visual Appeal
Average
Durability
Average
Over All
Average
• Memorable Night!
My wife was sooo turned on by the size of it that when i put the head in her, she came by just the thought of it spreading her open! We had a terrific night with JOHN!
Sex: None Date: 3/21/2005   Nickname: bust amove


Size
Best
Features
Best
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Average
Over All
Average
• This Thing Is Just Huge!
Bought this for the wife just to see her reaction. She was shocked tried it on her once and it was too big. This thing is huge. Not sure to send it back or keep it as a night stick.
Sex: Male Date: 2/4/2005   Nickname: Mule


Size
Below Average
Features
Average
Material
Average
Visual Appeal
Above Average
Durability
Worst
Over All
Average
• Needs To Be Fatter!
I wish I had this cock in a 3 inch thickness.
Sex: Male Date: 2/4/2005   Nickname: S.S.


Size
Best
Features
Average
Material
Above Average
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Above Average
Over All
Above Average
• Large!
I didn't think I could get it in but after relaxing I was able to fit the head in my pussy. I kept working it to the point where I could get about half the incredible length in me. It hurt soooo goooood! It took a couple of days for the ache to receed so I could go again. After a couple of weeks with Big John I can go every day and recommend it to anyone who wants to know what it feels like to be fucked by the best.
Sex: Female Date: 1/21/2005   Nickname: Peaches


Size
Best
Features
Average
Material
Average
Visual Appeal
Above Average
Durability
Average
Over All
Above Average
• Great dildo!
Took about 5 trys to get it all in. Bends a little too much (due to its length). I'm going to try Bam next.
Sex: Male Date: 7/16/2004   Nickname: Mateo


Size
Best
Features
Best
Material
Above Average
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Above Average
Over All
Best
• Deep!
I've never had anything this deep and thick. When it hit bottom I soaked my sheets.
Sex: Female Date: 6/8/2004   Nickname: Hornyfordeep


Size
Best
Features
Above Average
Material
Average
Visual Appeal
Above Average
Durability
Above Average
Over All
Above Average
• WOW!
It's BIG and THICK, but feels great! The suction cup on the bottom works good keeping it in place. WOW!!!
Sex: Male Date: 3/9/2004   Nickname: tharddick




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