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DUBBED "THE SINGLE MAN'S DREAM" BY WORLDSTARHIPHOP.COM - THIS TOY REALLY ROCKS!
You've always dreamt of fucking a hot bitch like this, so what are you waiting for? This mega masturbator is the most realistic piece of ass you ever fucked and with over 20 lbs. of soft, Fanta-flesh engulfing and massaging your cock, this plush piece of pussy feels better than the real thing! Slap that big round ass and listen to the whack... it sounds and feels just like a real ass! Spread her cheeks, ram her tight little asshole, and fill her with every inch of your man meat! Now, flip the slut over on her back and her perfect pink pussy lips are spread eagle and begging for your dick! She's warm, she's tight, and she NEVER says no! When you're done, blow a load deep inside her or cum all over her back and pussy - cleanup is a snap either way with Toy Cleaner and warm water. Best of all, she tucks away under the bed or in the closet for easy storage after the fun. No commitments, no bullshit, and no worries about knocking her up. It's an all access, any time, any place piece of pussy and ass made just for your cock! Take your fuck slut out of the box, get out the free lube,and pound that bitch 'til you Fuck Her Silly!

And remember, it's not just for the single guys, but she is the next best thing to real if your girl is out of town, and she's perfect for introducing your lady to the jealousy-free threesome! Bring her home tonight! She doesn't do dishes, but she WILL do YOU!

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PLEASE NOTE: In the new PDRD174's manufactured, Pipedream Products has now made the pussy and ass openings deeper than previous models with thicker walls inside separating the rubber and the new foam core. The hole on the backside of the masturbator is for air-release only. This hole does not connect to the pussy or ass and is not a drainage hole. It is designed to let air escape when fucking either the pussy or ass. If you submerge the masturbator completely in water, you will cause damage to the piece because water will get inside and wet the foam core. if the foam core gets wet, the core will shrivel up and get much smaller. You should only clean the masturbator by flushing water in and out through the pussy and ass. The two holes connect, so by flushing water through either hole will cleanse it properly. Do not rinse water through the backside opening and do not submerge the masturbator completely in water.
 
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Fuck Me Silly #1 Mega Masturbator - Ass
$379.95
$319.95
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  Total of 85 Reviews
Size: 90%
Material: 86%
Durability: 76%
Features: 85%
Looks: 90%
Over All: 87%


Size
Best
Features
Best
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Average
Over All
Above Average
• Awesome-Best on the market!!
Gotta love this thing, definitely the most realistic 'piece of ass' on the market!!Pipedream is #1. Like other reviews have said this thing actually fucks you back and the intermittent sounds it makes while you're hitting it only add to the realism (pussy farts). It warms up to your body temp really quickly while your using it. My only complaint is I wish they had a little better quality control-this is my second one I've purchased, the first one was perfect but the second one arrived with a small chunk of the FantaFlesh peeling off on the pussy mound area. It is normal for FantaFlesh to peel somewhat(just like real skin)but this was a actual small chunk about the size of a pencil eraser something you don't want to see right out of the box with a toy with this price tag. All in all, I love this toy! There is not a better product out there and big props to 69AdultToys for their extremely fast shipping!!!! Visual appeal is amazing, just looking at it will turn you on!. If you're on the fence about getting it, just slap yourself and get it- YOU WONT REGRET IT!!! Also... I looked high and low on the web for best price and 69AdultToys had pretty much the best price ANYWHERE and unlike getting it on Amazon you know you're getting the genuine product here and not some cheap lookalike that doesn't feel the same!
Sex: Male Date: 8/18/2014   Nickname: TonyTiger


Size
Best
Features
Best
Material
Above Average
Visual Appeal
Above Average
Durability
Best
Over All
Best
• In one word: wow!
This is, by far, the best piece of ass by a toy that I have ever had!!! It is truly an awesome toy!!
Sex: None Date: 4/17/2014   Nickname: pro


Size
Best
Features
Above Average
Material
Above Average
Visual Appeal
Above Average
Durability
Best
Over All
Above Average
• The Pros and Cons of this outstanding product!
So I recieved this great toy today and I must say PipeDream did a very good job. I'm just gonna cut right to it...

Pros:
The weight is perfect, I definitely believe it weighs more than 20lbs.
Nice skin tone to it.
Very dense and doesnt squash up when you put weight against it, just like a real person.
The pussy feels pretty close to the real thing, when your fucking it doggy style and grip the cheeks and push forward and look down, for a min you'll be thinking your fucking a real chick.
Putting the powder on it takes it to a whole new level, makes it feel like your touching a soft ass.

Cons:
While fucking it and putting weight on it, the small whole in the front of the waist pushes the air out and you can hear it (kind of kills the moment).
The pussy and ass could be tighter, especially the ass, I just slid right in with ease. Didnt really feel like I was fucking a chick's bum.
The pussy lips and asshole arent as pink as they are in the pics, actually it's not really pink at all.
The waist could of been a little longer in length, at least 3more inches.

All in all it is worth the money and is definitely a great product. You wont even need to watch a porno with it, I put on the DVD it came with and I was barely watching it. It almost made me cum within 10 mins, I had to keep pulling out so I wouldnt cum quick. If your considering buying it, you will NOT be dissappointed! Guaranteed!!
Sex: Male Date: 3/28/2014   Nickname: Marcus


Size
Average
Features
Above Average
Material
Below Average
Visual Appeal
Above Average
Durability
Average
Over All
Average
• Cold as ice!
I tried to use a fish aquarium heater to warm up her pussy. It was too much trouble, took too much time, and I ended up with too much cleanup, but she was a great fuck!

STAFF NOTE: The thicker FantaFlesh items heat up quite quickly if you place them for a few minutes in a tub of warm water. Using electric heating units that are not rated specifically for the material will only heat the surface of the toy - and if you have them on too high of a setting, which most are too high on their low setting, if any option, there is great potential to damage the toy. We suggest using a Warming Wand if you only want to heat the masturbation chamber of the toy.
Sex: Male Date: 1/7/2014   Nickname: githell


Size
Best
Features
Above Average
Material
Above Average
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Average
Over All
Above Average
• Simply amazing!!
I'll do this review based on how I rated it.

Size: 5
The size of this toy is perfect. It's like fucking a really petite girl, with a really big fuckable ass. Unless you live in Columbia, or are a porn star, chances are pretty slim you will actually fuck a girl with a hip to ass ratio like hers. She will fulfill every fantasy you’ve ever had about fucking that tiny little chick with the most amazing ass you’ve ever seen.

Material: 4
The material is amazing. Not as amazing as cyberskin, but it's still incredibly realistic. I can't stress enough how important the powder is to further heighten the realistic experience of the "skin." Without it, it becomes sticky, and attracts a lot of lint, forcing you to do a full on clean afterwards. With powder, you can pound her a few rounds before having to clean it, assuming of course you don't shoot a giant load inside her, which is difficult not to do because the orifices feel incredible!

Durability: 3
I’ve owned mine about three months now. I won't lie, this toy won't last a lifetime, but she is still worth every cent you will drop, and I would buy another one in a heartbeat after it breaks down. That is how awesome she is! Proper maintenance will prolong its life. The peeling isn't that bad, and again, the powder comes into play here to prevent it. All other masturbators I have owned have torn, and I hoped that this one would be able to take it, but sadly she tore too, but only at the opening. The great thing about this toy is the vagina and the anus is two separate canals. Other toys have two openings, one canal, so they eventually join. That will not happen with this toy. The tear is merely a cosmetic issue with this toy and will not interfere with functionability.

Features: 4
Ok, this thing is seriously like fucking a person, and will trick your body into thinking you had sex for real. You can fuck her in so many positions: Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, missionary, piledriver, and several variations of doggie including lying on your side (my fav). Not only that, you can fuck her all over the place: Your chair, your bed, your desk, your couch, just about everywhere and it is all because of how realistic her features are. The vagina is ribbed, and gives the perfect amount of grip. The anus is not ribbed, but is much tighter, and it can take your cock so don’t worry. I tend to favor her pussy as it provides more stimulation and realism.

Visual appeal: 5
I would rate her higher if I could. This girl is so aesthetically pleasing that I find myself not even looking at the porn videos, or pictures on my computer while fucking her. I just keep looking at her ass bouncing back at me while I fuck her and she makes me cum every time. Be careful if you have a girlfriend, depending on the type of girl she is, there’s a high chance she can feel inadequate. The only things I would change are making the pelvic region more lifelike. It’s kind of rounded, and lacks the crevices of a real pussy to make it more fun and realistic to eat her out. I would also make the thighs a little longer.

Overall: 4
She is literally the best bang for your buck. I’ve spent more on hotel rooms and dates for a lesser experience with a real woman. You can never beat the real thing, but this girl is as close as you can get. I just don’t see how anyone can be disappointed with this purchase unless you have “unrealistic” expectations lol. She is also great for couples wanting to bring another girl into play but have difficulties going over the edge with it. You can even buy a separate dildo and use it on the toy. Also, if you are male who likes to do solo videos, this toy will very much appease your audience more than anything else out there. Stop thinking about her, and make the purchase. She’s waiting for you!
Sex: Male Date: 1/4/2014   Nickname: CumJunkie


Size
Best
Features
Above Average
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Average
Over All
Above Average
• Blew My Damn Mind
okay....first off ...

I've owned the Fleshlight for a while now... very nice texture, and it can really make you convulse like a retarded animal during a nut. But allow me to say that this is the best money i have spent in a while, probably ever besides going to Mexico. Fleshlight 5, FMSMM - 15...no shit. I anticipated this thing from UPS all damn weekend and it finally arrived. i flew up the stairs and locked the door and pulled her out of the box/bag. Understand this - this thing is THICK and HEAVY. I had to marvel at the visual stimulation i was experiencing. I fucked the pink paint of the pussy lips the first day! you REALLY have to spread some cornstarch or babypowder on her ass and thighs...cause i'm telling u it makes a HUGE difference. it feels JUST like a real ass. when you massage it with pressure the harder foam inside makes it feel like there is harder muscle or bone underneath. THIS ass is so visually stimulating that YOU DONT EVEN NEED A PORNO MOVIE...you can get off by watching yourself slide in and out. I guess mine was a little abnormal cause there were 2 holes in the pussy...one larger one that was the pussy itself and a tighter one that was supposed to be the anus i guess. I guess the molding was incorrect, but i dont care...i was fuckign the pussy and when i wanted a tighter orafice i simply moved up a half inch and i was in the asshole - i'm not even a butthole man, but it sure feels great! the pussy hole feeling is tremendously realistic...i could not stop fucking this huge rubber ass. Im serious guys...GET it you wont be disappointed. She will go thru the tiny lube bottle fast so go get a bigger one. clean-up is time consuming and hiding it is strategic in itself. Oh yeah, you will have the uncontrollable urge to want to bury your face in it and eat the rubber lips. damn this thing is just plain fun and it stops me going after a real piece of ass being i am in a marriage and sometimes temptation is a beeoch!

I propped it up in a little rocking stool and let the ass portion hang over the edge and watched this thing wobble back and forth with the physical motion of a real ass. The asscheeks fuck you back and jiggle like dense jelly... this is what fucks with your head and this is what makes you bust a strong nut. Remember - baby powder and it feels UNBELIEVABLY like a real perfect arse!
Sex: Male Date: 1/4/2014   Nickname: Coochie Maiyne


Size
Best
Features
Best
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Best
Over All
Best
• DAT ASS!
This thing is un-fucking-believable! The day it arrived I must have spent about six hours in total screwing the hell out of it. It is heavy enough that when you fuck it, it fucks back. That round firm ass will slap back against your hips as you doggie that thing - you can really get some good motion going. The pussy is easily as good as a fleshlight (the pussy version - haven't tried the others), but you get to feel your balls slapping against that ass as you fuck it! And unlike a lot of other toys, it's deep enough that you won't bottom out against hard plastic, the table, etc. I'm not huge, but I like to get in deep and the only thing you'll feel in this baby is all pussy and ass.

The best part of my first experience with this amazing toy was when, after trying the pussy and ass in multiple positions, I was banging it hard in missionary when my cock accidentally slipped out of the pussy and rammed right up the noticeably tighter asshole!!! It was mindblowing and I nutted right there! If this actually happened with a real partner (as it sometimes has before!), that would have been game over, but this baby took it without complaint lol! This thing is definitely in for some high mileage.
Sex: Male Date: 1/4/2014   Nickname: teh pokester


Size
Best
Features
Best
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Above Average
Over All
Best
• OMG this toy blew my mind!!!
I bought the fuck me silly masturbator and from a sex shop and I was so excited that I opened it in my car as soon as I got to the parking lot! This ass and pussy are so sexy, I got a hard on just looking it. I got it home, lubed it up, and have been fucking it nonstop ever since. The material feels so real, I feel like I'm cheating on my girlfriend!

The ass jiggles back and forth while you bang it. The holes are deep and engulf my cock no problem (I'm about 6 inches hard). The best thing about this toy is the endless positions you can fuck it in. Doggy style, missionary, or my personal favorite is laying back grabbing that plump round ass and letting it ride me until I cum inside! It even has a skinny little waist to grab onto while hump away! I can't get enough of this pussy and ass. It's worth the money and then some. I'm gonna go fuck it again right now =]
Sex: Male Date: 11/1/2013   Nickname: Brendan


Size
Above Average
Features
Best
Material
Above Average
Visual Appeal
Above Average
Durability
Above Average
Over All
Best
• This ass is absolutely great!!!
I've had my FMS mega ass and pussy now for one year. It's still very good pussy but it's finally starting to pull apart a little in the pussy ass area. I Still enjoy watching that big ass fucking me back doggy style. Sometimes it even grinds down on my dick like the real thing. I've just ordered the FMS petite to give ole girl some rest. Maybe next year I'll get FMS full torso if the price comes down; can't justify $1000.00 yet. I have to give credit where it is due and my hats off to FMS ass and pussy mega; I never believed it would last this long, but it has hung in there and has supplied many beautiful orgasms! Now, bring on Ms Petite for some more wintery fun!
Sex: Male Date: 9/13/2013   Nickname: Assman


Size
Best
Features
Best
Material
Above Average
Visual Appeal
Above Average
Durability
Above Average
Over All
Best
• Great!!!!!
I've just received the FMS Mega Ass and Pussy Petite. Wow... this little sister is very active and real-like. She'e not as small as you may think; just smaller than the full-size one. She'll fuck you to death with that little bouncing ass. Yummy!!!!!
Sex: None Date: 9/13/2013   Nickname: Swifty


Size
Above Average
Features
Above Average
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Above Average
Over All
Above Average
• Close your eyes and you think its the real thing!
As a former fleshlight user, the feeling isn't anything new. The vagina feels like a fleshlight ribbed lady and the anal orifice feels like a super tight anal. The main selling point is the actual ass. It's heavy, huge, and feels like a real ass. Once I removed it from the box I was impressed in the size and feel of the ass cheeks just asking to get smacked. I like the fact that they included some samples of lube, cleaning solution, some fanta revive, and a porn dvd. I was in my bathroom, snuck it in while my girlfriend was asleep. Once I penetrated it, I felt it was good but just like a fleshlight. After trying different positions, I was a little underwhelmed... I assumed due to the uncomfortable positions in the bathroom that were killing my session. I brought it into the shower with the water off, which I have a seat I positioned the ass for doggy style, I entered anally and went to town. With every pound on the ass, the ass pounded back. I was feeling like I was having some real anal! I closed my eyes and continued and felt like some of the best doggy style I've had. I felt the urge to finish and my mind told me to pull out like I would with a real girl, so I came on the floor and was blown away with the realism. My body responded like I just really had sex. It also warms up with body temperature. It stays lubed, I didn't have to keep on reapplying like the fleshlight.

For the fleshlight users, all this ass is going to do is make it more interactive, a step up from sitting on a chair with the fleshlight which made it boring for me. It is fun for some awesome doggy style. Make sure you rub it all over with a lot of fanta revive or cornstarch before you go to work to keep it extra smooth so there's no peeling from the friction. Only thing I don't like is that it sometimes makes a airy noise when I'm pumping which detracts from it.
Sex: Male Date: 9/13/2013   Nickname: theBrahmaBull


Size
Best
Features
Best
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Best
Over All
Best
• Just buy one!
I have owned other large fake pussies and is by far the best I have ever seen or used. The flesh is amazing and feels like you are pounding in to the real thing. You can pound in to it as hard as you want and cum inside of her or all over the outside of her perfect round ass. You can fuck her in her pussy or her ass and she wont say no. The “fuck me silly” is also really easy to clean with toy cleaner but because she's a bit large she’s hard to store. I just put her in a small storage box and put it in my closet. This is by far the best toy investment I have ever made!
Sex: Male Date: 9/13/2013   Nickname: Toy Guy


Size
Best
Features
Best
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Best
Over All
Best
• perfect
when I took out of the box I couldn't belive my eyes, life size, so real and soft I've had alot of these and this is the best, It's the same size as my X. I like to spoon with my cock in the ass and reach around and finger the pussy. I'm gonna get #2 fuck me silly when it's in stock. well worth the money!
Sex: Male Date: 9/13/2013   Nickname: studlyhungwell


Size
Best
Features
Best
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Best
Over All
Best
• Best Threesome we ever had!
So my husband has had this fantasy about having a threesome... totally for some, not so much for us. We tried once, didn’t work out so well. So instead of trying to find someone we trust and not having all those issues that sometimes happen I got this. Now let me tell you he was skeptical at first until we did it together and wow did we have fun! My favorite position we do is him kneeling in front of the bed with the Fuck Me Silly on the floor in between his legs fucking it and his hands and mouth busy on me. The first time we did that it was wow and so amazing. He said he forgets she’s not real because the FantaFlesh is so amazing. We love using her when the kids are out for the night or he will use her if no one is home. He said she is amazing and the best gift I ever bought him. She is easy to clean just a tad hard to store away. I put her in one of those big storage tupperwear containers in our closet... way in the back with bed sheet over it so the kids wont see ;)
Sex: Female Date: 9/13/2013   Nickname: the Milf next door


Size
Best
Features
Best
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Above Average
Over All
Best
• Amazing! Be relieved you spent money on this!
Feels like a real vagina! It tricks your body into thinking your having real sex! Cleaning it you'll can be clever. Just get a clear plastic hose from Home Depot and a gas funnel and figure out how to make cleaning it in your sink easy. The looks and skin texture are very artistic and life like. A really classy, well made male sex toy. Just be sure you don't give up real women completely, because this thing has the potential to drive you there. All the positive reviews I'm reading are absolutely true!

STAFF NOTE: Just a tip that we've found from customer reviews, but it appears that cleaning in the bathtub may very well be a time-saver and less of a mess and hassle! We encourage all customers to clean the products in the FMS line this way.
Sex: Male Date: 9/13/2013   Nickname: Trent


Size
Best
Features
Above Average
Material
Above Average
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Above Average
Over All
Above Average
• JUST AS BIG AS THE REAL THING, LITERALY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, for starters, 69 Adult toys have really fast shipping, There was a problem with my billing, but they managed to solve it and ship it out the same day. The price was also really good with Shipping.

Now the Product itself is AWESOME!!!!!.

If you want one of the most realistic Sex toys on the market, then this would be it, besides the Fuck Me Silly Mega #2 Masturbator. You can use it so many positions. The Vagina tunnel is ok, It is ribbed, so it's pretty good. The ass is pretty tight as well. Also it is pretty heavy for a sex toy but I just think that adds to realism, lol. So if your looking for the most realistic sex toy out, then this would be it, Hands down!!!.

P.S it is kinda of hard to hide, lol
Sex: Male Date: 9/13/2013   Nickname: THE ONE


Size
Best
Features
Best
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Above Average
Over All
Best
• Out of many other owned toys, this one is above them.
If you feel like spending some cash to treat yourself with a quality toy, look no further. Having tried other toys, this one is fanstasitc because it really feels like your fucking a hot piece of ass. Visually, it's great and life size. You may have the urge to face plant right into this thing because it looks so good. If you rub some powder on it, if feels silky smooth and you just cant resist slapping it. The vagina feels great, comparible to a fleshlight. The anus I believe is connected to the vagina tunnel but the two holes are seperated at the entry for a few inches deep.

The main difference with this is that you fuck it; Your not simply jacking off with a sleeve. Feel the ass slap against your hips as you fuck it and it fucks you back. Grab hold and squeeze the hips and ass as you reach a glorious orgazm. Positions are only limited with your imagination. Doggy, cowgirl, missionary, spoon, piledriver etc...

Make sure you have a place to store it, it's 22 lbs and pretty big. Under the bed didn't work since this ass is so big and awesome.

If you need something to fuck, here it is.
Sex: Male Date: 9/13/2013   Nickname: Jeffry


Size
Best
Features
Above Average
Material
Above Average
Visual Appeal
Above Average
Durability
Average
Over All
Best
• Most realistic fuck for the price
Guys, I had the Perfect Ass which is the ONLY competitor in that segment. This toy here is a little heavier, but bigger and more "wigglier". The vagina is not so beautiful but it is more realistic, because there are pussy lips and the "effective" hole is a little deeper. So it feels much more realistic. Actually the "Perfect Ass" was good, but this babe is better. Okay, hiding is a thing. But if you know a place, than get it!
Sex: Male Date: 9/13/2013   Nickname: kingofcurrywurst


Size
Above Average
Features
Above Average
Material
Above Average
Visual Appeal
Above Average
Durability
Average
Over All
Best
• ...sweet...
I was disappointed I didn't hear the delivery person, but it came on time. It was waiting for me when I went outside. After ripping open the boxes, I immediately got aroused just looking at it. Fits snug between my thighs. After testing it out I put it away. I have the perfect hiding spot, but it didn't stay long. This toy is amazing. Same material feel as cyberskin or ur3. Best toy I've owned.
Sex: Male Date: 9/13/2013   Nickname: hunter


Size
Best
Features
Best
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Best
Over All
Best
• AWSOME!
I ended up ordering this when I broke up with my girlfriend. When it arrived, I had also ordered a pair of realistic breasts from a local shop. I forget the toys name but its Jenna's realistic breasts or something. Anyway while fucking the "fuck me silly" I have it laying on its back while I stroke the realistic breasts. Close your eyes and its like the real thing.
Sex: Male Date: 9/13/2013   Nickname: Big T


Size
Above Average
Features
Above Average
Material
Above Average
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Average
Over All
Best
• Beats a $5000 sex doll!
I had a $5000 sex doll and this FMS is way more life like. Wish I would have got the FMS first and saved a lot of money. Full sized dolls are just way too heavy and just dont feel soft. The way the FMS moves and feels is as close to the real thing as I've seen. Me being an ass man, this thing is nearly perfect, you can hands-free fuck it and it will fuck you back. All I can say is if you like ass like I do, this sex aid is the one to get!
Sex: Male Date: 9/13/2013   Nickname: Jayman


Size
Best
Features
Best
Material
Above Average
Visual Appeal
Above Average
Durability
Best
Over All
Best
• Holy shit
Today was the day I recieved my Fuck me silly and I was waiting outside all morning just for the delivery! I was so excited! When I picked up the box, I was so excited - it was pretty heavy too. I opened up the box and took her out and was really shocked by how heavy and big she was, just like a big ol' ass ready for some fucking. I was very pleased and I'm so happy I bought mine! And for those other people thinking about it, just do it! It's the greatest thing I got in a long time. Although it is hard to store, it's a big ass box, but well worth it!
Sex: Male Date: 9/13/2013   Nickname: George Clooney


Size
Above Average
Features
Best
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Above Average
Over All
Best
• Get this now! Your dick will thank you!
This thing is *insane*...its very realistic feeling and looks GREAT. The heft of the unit along with actually having hips to grab on to (unlike other toys like the fleshlight) really make it shine. The ass jiggles just like the real thing and I swear it's even better than some of the lays I've had before. Just toss a blanket or something over the top to help with visuals and you'll be fucking this thing silly left and right. The wife also loves it as it's like a 3rd with us without the damn drama that can accompany such. Highly recommended!
Sex: Male Date: 9/13/2013   Nickname: BB


Size
Best
Features
Above Average
Material
Above Average
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Above Average
Over All
Above Average
• Soooo glad I bought this!
Recieved this great fuck toy today and I'm very impressed. When I opened the box, I was a little weirded out because it was so life like! Very heavy when pulling it out the box. I took about 1 minute looking it over and pondered the best way to start fucking this thing. I put her on the box she came in and a blanket over her topside and slid my penis up and down the soft life like skin. Lubed up and penetrated and in less than 5 minutes, I had a very pleasurable cum. Clean up took longer than the actual process and was a tad bit messy. I took her to the bathroom, unscrewed the shower head and stuck the hose in the vagina like a douche and rinsed it out. I let dry for 10 minutes ass down applied the powder and place back in plastic and box, overall clean up and hiding my tracks at least 15 minutes, this is the only downside in my opinion. I can only bring this out when I know I'll be home alone for a good amount of time. I'm very pleased with my purchase and tempted to buy the matching face to add to the fun!
Sex: Male Date: 9/6/2013   Nickname: Happybrown


Size
Best
Features
Best
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Above Average
Durability
Average
Over All
Best
• After warming up to it...
I wasn't impressed at first, but after a couple more tries I am now completely satisfied with this product!

It fucks you back! Literally! After some experimenting, you should find some great positions where you have to do very little work and it will literally fuck you back until you cum. One great position I found is sitting on my ass on my mattress with my legs spread out, I'll position it doggy style and finger it to get it all wet inside while getting erect. Once erect, I stick it in and I hold myself up with my hands under me to the back, if you're in this position all you have to do is hump a little up and down and this ass will come back with all of its weight and fuck the shit out of you! It's pretty amazing and feels like the real thing!

ADVICE: Don't use too much lube! Just like in real life, if you use too much lube, it will take away a good amount of sensation and you'll think it's too loose. I've done this before with a real vagina and it's just as easy to do with this fake vagina!

MORE ADVICE: when you clean the actual skin portion outside of the vagina and ass, don't 'rub', but 'pat'. Pat it clean and pat it dry. Then pat the corn starch on as well, DON'T RUB THE CORN STARCH ON. This will greatly limit peeling and preserve the real look of the skin!

EVEN MORE ADVICE: Keep the environment clean! Little animal hairs and lints and things stick to this skin and kind of embed themselves into it! If you take care and make sure the environment you're using for this is clean of these things (and dirt!), then you'll be fine.
Sex: Male Date: 9/4/2013   Nickname: Jess Y


Size
Best
Features
Average
Material
Above Average
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Above Average
Over All
Best
• Amazing, buy one now!
I'd been looking around at toys for a while, I had a fleshlight previously and also realistic vagina about 5 years ago but threw them out when me and my girlfriend bought a place together. The fleshlight was good, but very manually intensive, but it felt like getting a bj. Anyway I stumbled across this one day and after reading the reviews I made a purchase.

This thing is BIG, I wanted to keep it in a ruck sack but no chance, it fills 3/4 of a large suitcase. I'd agree that it's at least 20lb though. It actually smells less than a fleshlight and should be easier enough to hide if you can find room!

So, on to the use... I am not especially sensitive down there and it takes something good to make me cum, I don't usually cum from BJ's or HJ's from girlfriends, but the Fleshlight used to work. This works best on a desk or table, it's difficult to use in bed unless you spoon it from the side. I sat it on my desk and it stands at the perfect height, I am about 7.5" and this takes all of it no problems, you need lots of lube to get in though.

To be honest, this is the single best toy I've ever used and it's better than 90% of the women I've been with. It sucks you in with every thrust and your balls bang against the cheeks just like real life. With every thrust it perfectly thrusts back a little and it stays in position nicely. The pussy hole is great, perfect feeling, the ass is a bit tight, but you can get in there ok, however there is less sensation. I usually cum about 4 times a week, I came 4 times in the first day with this and then 3 times a day for the first week after! It is just like pounding away at the real thing.

Cleaning is a little difficult, a small pipe full of hot water pushed in one hole leaves the fluid to pass out the other. I keep mine in a towel to help with moisture, do not keep it in the plastic bag it comes with as any moisture will be trapped.

It's holding up really well, I've has it 2 weeks and used it about 30 times, it doesn't smell bad when you use it and it warms up to room temp within a few minutes.

This is an expensive item, but soooo worth the money! It's safe and is such an amazing experience, I do try and pull out at the end but coming inside this is fantastic.

The final point is the aesthetics - this looks so real you won't believe it, when you're thrusting in and out of it the pussy lips stick to your member a little, just like the real thing. You can just look down and it looks like you've taken a fantastic piece of ass home and it's yours for the day!

Buy this toy, keep it clean and hidden away and fuck the living hell out of it, you won't regret it and I'm one happy boy!
Sex: Male Date: 8/2/2013   Nickname: AssMan


Size
Best
Features
Best
Material
Above Average
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Above Average
Over All
Best
• IT FUCKS YOU BACK
I've had this doll in many positions and it response. I actually feel it fucking me back... Amazing toy!!!!!
Sex: Male Date: 7/29/2013   Nickname: Driller


Size
Above Average
Features
Above Average
Material
Above Average
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Above Average
Over All
Above Average
• Wowza!
So, I am on my second FMS Mega Masturbator. The only reason I am on my second is so I can have one at home, and one in my office (Shhhhh!). It is the best thing I have ever fucked (except for real pussy, and it's not far off). Cleaning is a snap, just a dip under the bath faucet. Anytime my wife goes away for a few days, this little piece of ass keeps me out of trouble. All I can say is that for the money, it is worth every dime. Keeps your dick out of strange pussy, and satisfies! Bravo!
Sex: Male Date: 5/31/2013   Nickname: Frosty


Size
Best
Features
Average
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Above Average
Durability
Above Average
Over All
Best
• OMFG well worth the wait and cash
When my brand new pussy arrived I was really taken aback by how much it wieghed, in a pleasant manner. I work out a lot and know what 25lb feels like, its definately over 25lb lol, probably more like 50! No complaints about that from me, I love the way it can fuck back, just as other have mentioned. I also popped a huge boner when I got it out of the box, I couldn't believe the quality of size and weight. When I popped a lubed finger in to try her out, I was amazed at the great texture and construction. I've used fleshlights, the venus 2000, and e-stim; I'd say this is better than any of them (although e-stim isn't meant to stand alone). Propped up on something for some standing doggystyle, or lying in bed; this toy will drain every ounce of sperm from you. I'm overly pleased, they could do a lot more to highlight the awesome features of this toy. The size, weight, material, appearance, internal texture, etc - maybe an interactive 3-D model lol. I guarantee these would soon replace fleshlights as the standard of excellence! After enjoying my new girl for only a day I preordered the larger #2 version soon to be released and can't wait!! I hope the second one is large and heavier than I anticipate too!

So so so happy with purchase! It may be expensive, but dating these days is way worse lol. I've spent this much on a girl in a single night and not gotten the quality of sex this returns every day! Think I'll go enjoy her now lol! I named her 'suzy cumdumpster', she's a sweety ^_~
Sex: None Date: 5/31/2013   Nickname: drainedByPsuedoPoons


Size
Best
Features
Above Average
Material
Above Average
Visual Appeal
Above Average
Durability
Above Average
Over All
Best
• Amazingly realistic for a toy!
Amazingly realistic for a toy! Feels so real I was afraid to cum inside for the first few days.! Not really meant for the rough fuck, but is amazing for extended "lap dances". I keep her in bed with me so I can roll over and slam away anytime I like with no arguments!

Cleaning isn't too bad either, Give her a good douche in the pussy and ass when you are done and wipe her down every few days with warm water and toy cleaner. A cotton dish towel stuffed in her holes for an hour will absorb excess moisture. Only had her for about a month and she seems to be holding up fine, she's never had a period or a head-ache! Almost perfect!
Sex: Male Date: 5/31/2013   Nickname: AngleDangle


Size
Best
Features
Best
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Best
Over All
Best
• Real Deal
You will most definitly not be dissapointed! This piece of ass will satisfy you in ways you always wanted. "Fuck Me Silly" was the perfect name to give her because that's exactly what your gonna do. I just got mine yesterday and began to fulfill my fantasies. CUMMING IN HER FEELS SO GOOD. I have never fucked a girl in her asshole but i can tell you it can't get no better than what I experienced. I thought cleaning her would be hard but it's pretty simple if you got a small hose in your kitchen sink. just fill her pussy up with water and it'll come out of her ass or vice versa "depending on which way she's lying down". If the water stops or isn't coming out of her ass/pussy, then STOP filling her up w/ water because the pressure building up in her will spray back out and you may end up with your own man juice on yourself lol. Thanks 69adulttoys for your business!
P.S. If you don't feel like cleaning your own man juice up in her, pull out or wear a condom. But me, I think it's worth it!
Sex: Male Date: 5/31/2013   Nickname: callmechewy


Size
Above Average
Features
Above Average
Material
Above Average
Visual Appeal
Above Average
Durability
Average
Over All
Above Average
• It's good
I do like this, it's one of my favorite to use. There are a few issues with it though. First, the orifices will tear over time. Second, it will peel, even with powdering. Third, Washing is difficult because of the size, and weight. The weight comes from foam. When you wash it out, the foam will not completely dry. You can't take the foam out because it's a spray foam, so it's "attached" to the inside. Over time the foam may start to develop mold inside, which is what is happening with mine, so I will have to throw it away. However I will buy another one, because this this is pretty good.

STAFF NOTE: From your explanation, you unfortunately got one of the very first wave of this product. It has since undergone several structure and design changes since the first round of production and is now a solid piece with no dual-density foam core. We encourage you to try the new design, we assure you will be much happier with the newer version!
Sex: Male Date: 5/22/2013   Nickname: PX4 Storm


Size
Best
Features
Best
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Best
Over All
Best
• Better than the real thing
Thank god for modern technology. Whoever created this should receive some kind of award. I tried it last night for the first time and I'm telling you this is the best piece of ass you will ever have. If you break up with your girl friend or don't have one, I highly recommend you buy this. You will not be disappointed. You will never watch porn again as long as you have this. It's just like being with a woman only better, because you dont have to make an excuse to leave. The shape and feel of this ass is heavenly. Don't listen to the negative reviews. Unless your girl friend has a great ass you wont find anything better!
Sex: Male Date: 5/1/2013   Nickname: Above average guy


Size
Average
Features
Average
Material
Average
Visual Appeal
Average
Durability
Average
Over All
Average
• Great Buy!!
Feels great! Gets me real hard, get creative with it, and essentially that pussy can fuck YOU! Hold her diffferent ways, cumming inside is the best. Clean up is kind of a pain... Well worth it tho, a must buy if your serious about a great and long lasting sex toy!
Sex: Male Date: 3/25/2013   Nickname: BigSteve


Size
Best
Features
Above Average
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Average
Over All
Above Average
• WOW this thing rocks
After plowing through hundreds of reviews of different toys I decided on this one and it did not disappoint. I combine this with a Sony personal 3d viewer (we're blokes, it's all visual) and you can happily grind away in any position without craning your neck to see the screen. Sub the hottie you met or saw in the street for a porn look alike, cook up a fantasy and go to town on her with this amazingly life like toy. I am divorced and was spending a fortune on hookers, no more, and no more 'that'll be a hundred extra for anal' or 'fifty extra to cum on me'. From now on I'll fuck who ever I meet in what ever hole I please and cum where ever I want, thank you very much LOL.
Sex: Male Date: 2/13/2013   Nickname: Substitutor


Size
Above Average
Features
Above Average
Material
Above Average
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Average
Over All
Above Average
• visually appealing, but not the best
It's hard to top this because you look at it and that alone makes you forget about the price tag. The entry is ribbed but has no exit for washing. Before buying it, you might not think about it but when you have to clean it then it becomes a big minus. It's heavy and makes it a pain to move it when you want to experiment. Overall good purchase because of it looks and feel
Sex: Male Date: 2/9/2013   Nickname: portero


Size
Best
Features
Best
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Best
Over All
Best
• OMG! What a PUSSY & AZZ
I just bought this GREAT ASS. Nice size also really realistic pussy and ass. The cost is well worth it. This bitch is ready to fuck any time. Guys this is a must Buy. Happy Fucking!
Sex: Male Date: 12/12/2012   Nickname: 69 time


Size
Best
Features
Above Average
Material
Above Average
Visual Appeal
Above Average
Durability
Above Average
Over All
Above Average
• Really nice, but has a sweet odor
I love this toy! My favorite sex purchase of all time. I cum in it a lot. Since I use it so often, I only clean it once a week, probably 20 or more loads inside of it at that point. The only thing I have to say is that after you dump some cum in it, and it sits around a few days, it starts to smell really sweet. It's weird, but it does. Anyone else get that sweet smell? Other than that, it's a great fuck.
Sex: Male Date: 12/10/2012   Nickname: Frosty


Size
Best
Features
Best
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Best
Over All
Best
• I came twice in 10mins. This product is good!
Man! Love this fuck me silly! I fucked this the minute I received it. All I know is I'm going to save a lot of money on dates I go on, just to try to get a piece of ass! Not only that, I'm not ready to commit into a Relationship. I lubed it up and immediately came twice. Does feel like the real thing when you Lube it up good! The only down side is the the clean up. I haven't dropped a load inside yet because I'm not sure how to clean the inside good enough. I tried showering with it but didn't completely take everything out. Does the water inside drys on its own or do I need to stick a cloth inside to dry it out? Any suggestions? Other then that I'm keeping this till I get Hitched by a Dime piece or at least a female with a bubble butt. Now that I have this I'm going to be soo Picky with females. It's my way or the high way. I am the prize! Get this you won't regret it.
Sex: Male Date: 11/1/2012   Nickname: Teardrop


Size
Best
Features
Best
Material
Above Average
Visual Appeal
Above Average
Durability
Above Average
Over All
Above Average
• New one is more realistic... but not so...
I had the very first version of this great product. Because of bad cleaning, I had to dump it. Three years later I bought the new version. The ass is now not ripped. And the anus is tighter. Okay, it is more lifelike, but not so stimulating like the older version. Would say the vagina is the same. Same weight like before. The ass overall is a little more "broader"... in my opinion.
Sex: Male Date: 10/30/2012   Nickname: kingofcurry


Size
Above Average
Features
Above Average
Material
Above Average
Visual Appeal
Above Average
Durability
Above Average
Over All
Above Average
• Great fuck toy
Like Doug, I'm a 5-10 times a day fleshlight user, I need fuck something and unload every couple of hours so this is a great toy! I like to fuck this watching porn, pull out and fuck the fleshlight, then back in here. Definitely recommended!
Sex: Male Date: 9/28/2012   Nickname: wankingsteve


Size
Best
Features
Best
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Above Average
Over All
Best
• Can you believe it's not real pussy?!
Let me start off by saying, DAYYUMM!!

The second I heard my doorbell ring I was rock hard and ready to pile deep into this toy from what I've read online. When the UPS man handed me the package let me say that the weight and size of the box made my spine tingle knowing how much fun I was about to have!

Opening this thing for the first time is pure enjoyment. Just looking at how large it was and everything that came in the box I literally didn't know what to do first; read all the pamphlets, fuck the shit out of the ass and the pussy, or pop in the DVD that came with it first.

When I finally got down to it this thing is has so much flesh and weight to it, it literally pushes back into you every time you thrust!

Cleanup was the last of my worries, I didn't want to stop!

If your thinking about getting this toy, stop. Just get it and forget about the rest. You'll thank me!

As for cleaning goes let's say it's not the easiest, but that's just because of the pure size of this toy. It gives you an excuse to take a shower with it!
Sex: Male Date: 7/31/2012   Nickname: Sam


Size
Above Average
Features
Best
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Above Average
Durability
Average
Over All
Above Average
• Better than paying for pussy!
I bought this toy to save me money on paying for pussy (it gets expensive). I am divorced, and don't have the time to date, so I have been seeking "professional help". Then I discovered the Fuck me Silly. Take this little gal to the bed for a spin and you will not be sorry. The best thing is you can fuck missionary or doggy! It does loosen up over time, but so does a real woman. It has saved me money on pussy, and given me a nice place to drop my load when needed... almost anywhere! A great cum dumpster!!!
Sex: Male Date: 6/15/2012   Nickname: $ex


Size
Above Average
Features
Above Average
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Above Average
Over All
Above Average
• Awesome
So, i have fucked mine several times, and it takes a beating! It feels great, and is sometimes just like the real thing if you are horny enough! The material is awesome. I like a sloppy mess, so I have not cleaned mine in the 6 months I have had it. It smells a bit ripe, but no signs of harmful bacteria. In short, a great pussy!
Sex: Male Date: 6/5/2012   Nickname: Flip


Size
Best
Features
Best
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Above Average
Over All
Best
• Re-Review: 2 weeks in.
Re-Review: This is a more in-depth review after 2 1/2 weeks moderate use... This sex toy will peel, but the powder will combat that well, so just don't get lazy with it and it won't happen! I'd say it's still very durable and will keep it's looks after a while. It will probably will go from looking like a youthful 18 year old ass to that of a seasoned escort or stripper in a year or so if you wanna look at it like that. Still kinky and hot no less, though!

Cleaning is easy once you get your own system organized with your larger sink or tub. It will really cause you a huge orgasm, so there is totally nothing like it except for the real deal, and I stand by that! So get a quick system for cleaning up, because you'll be using this a lot, and the pain in the ass of clean up becomes an issue quick, so get organized. I find when I'm taking too much time on clean up, it sorta spoils the moment of feeling like I just fucked like a rock star, although I still take pride in cleaning my toy, if you know what I'm sayin'! I think it's best use is for when you've got a raging hard on and want to practice kegel exercises, then empty a giant orgasm after a long wait. It's also better when you wait longer between orgasms before using it again. If you think you've lost that loving feeling after a weeks worth of fucks like I did, don't worry, just wisely tuck it away and be patient, and the exciting first-day first-fuck-right-outta-the-box feeling will return! Keep it clean with the antibacterial and put the powder on it!

All in all, in my opinion this is a healthy, safe, smart way to invest in yourself! It's really fullfilling letting go in it... kind of liberating! I even had a strange confidence after using it too. My body thought it really had sex, I can't stress that enough. This has to be studied for the health benefits in depth... I'll bet the findings would be pleasantly surprising! Thanks, Trent
Sex: Male Date: 5/25/2012   Nickname: Trent


Size
Above Average
Features
Above Average
Material
Average
Visual Appeal
Above Average
Durability
Above Average
Over All
Above Average
• Most Disappointing
When the delivery came, I was very excited, couldn't wait! Had the time and privacy anyone could wish for. I opened it up real quick. It had a good feel and look of it, so I wanked my boy out, lubed it up and went straight into it! Within a minute, I was very disappointed.

Both holes are pretty much the same except the arse is somewhat tighter. The so-called ribbed canals are not so ribbed. For me, it's like fucking a standard original fleshlight. There is no real physical exciting pleasure to this toy at all - and I'm no small boy. Maybe I'm too used to a real cunt and arse and other toys like the Fleshlight ice lady and the Tenga flip hole and other toys like them. But spending $300-$400 on a toy you're disappointed on isn't so good.

Apart from all of this, this is a very nice looking piece of arse. The mental part of fucking a lifelike arse and cunt that won't ever complain about being to rough is very nice and rewarding. It's just not for me. Hope this helps.
Sex: Male Date: 5/3/2012   Nickname: Adam


Size
Best
Features
Best
Material
Above Average
Visual Appeal
Above Average
Durability
Above Average
Over All
Best
• I Love this piece of ass
This sex toy is awesome, it looks great and feels like real sex, without any complaints!

I love the tight ass and the lovely pussy, It really is nearly as good as the real thing, but it doesn't nag, require dinner or constant affermation! Get one and fuck it silly, I am!
Sex: Male Date: 4/3/2012   Nickname: Nutter


Size
Average
Features
Average
Material
Average
Visual Appeal
Average
Durability
Average
Over All
Above Average
• This near life-like piece of ass is my new girlfriend. Amazing!
This is so awesome. I just got this FMS in earlier today. I have read all the reviews, seen pics, etc. I am/was a 5-7 a day fleshlight user. I have screwed this ass twice today already. It is so like real, it's nuts. It drains your nuts good too! It fucks you back via doggystyle, so like the real thing! Your body reacts like it's a real woman and afterwards, my groin area is kinda sore from the asscheeks bouncing earlier! lol! It doesnt talk back, doesn't bleed once a month, and it doesn't stink like every woman I have been with... and look at all the money I just saved over finding a real woman, having to put up with all the petty bullshit and time wasting to just get laid!

This piece of ass is so much better than that! Now I just laugh at all the pussywhipped guys out there doing whatever they need to get fucked every night! If only they made this 10 years ago, I wouldnt have wasted my time getting married and dealing with BS! It feels so good to be divorced with my FMS, maybe Fuck Me Slut next?
Sex: Male Date: 3/31/2012   Nickname: Doug


Size
Above Average
Features
Above Average
Material
Above Average
Visual Appeal
Above Average
Durability
Above Average
Over All
Above Average
• 2nd or 3rd generation?
I bought the first one that came out and it was completely solid except for a hole in the back end area. Anyway, it felt good but it was too hard to the touch, so it felt too artificial. So I bought a second generation later on to see if they had added more softness. It was ok, but the second one I bought was darker in color, which is ok, and the material was softer... much more lifelike! But here is the big problem... it's not solid anymore, not completely that is. Now it's made in two layers... meaning, what you see outside is like a skin then deeper inside, you have another layer, the core. My point is that it tends to break down faster and it becomes very ugly after not that many uses. It's like the first layer of skin just decays and you end up looking at the second layer, this also makes the pussy and ass not tight because you have the first layer of skin loose around it, so when you put your dick in and out, it feels like the skin pulls with it. It's stupid looking when this occurs, and no, it's not a defective toy - it's just the way it's made. Because the first layer is very, very visible all over it, and water traps between the first and second layer, what makes it worse is that the skin even hangs now and then. I have been meaning to buy another one, but not if it's still made this way. Is it back to being completely solid? without the layering, without a first skin and then a second? I rather have a little artificiality than deal with this thing that loses form in a matter of weeks of use.

STAFF NOTE: It appears that the first one you received was a 2nd Generation version of this toy, and the second one you received was the 1st Generation of the toy. The issue with the core was corrected prior to the 2nd version being released.

Please also make sure that you're using an appropriate water-based lubricant, cleanser, and maintenance powder on your toy. Silicone-based lubricants will damage your toy and the elasticity of the "skin" on the vagina, much like you've mentioned above. Cleaning and maintaining the skin-like texture on your toy with a good toy-approved cleanser and the maintenance powder will also help in keeping your toy from becoming sticky and/or "crumbly" with numerous uses. Hopefully this helps in the maintenance of future toys!
Sex: Male Date: 3/5/2012   Nickname: veteran 101


Size
Average
Features
Average
Material
Average
Visual Appeal
Average
Durability
Average
Over All
Average
• 
I purchased this at another store, but this toy ROCKED my world!!
Sex: None Date: 2/16/2012   Nickname: Chris (lover boy)


Size
Average
Features
Average
Material
Average
Visual Appeal
Average
Durability
Average
Over All
Average
• She is so sweet
This is not a toy... this is a real piece of Ass! The weight is awesome and it fucks you back with good solid trusts. I like when she lap dances!
Sex: Male Date: 12/20/2011   Nickname: Assman


Size
Best
Features
Above Average
Material
Above Average
Visual Appeal
Above Average
Durability
Best
Over All
Best
• Great Toy
I love this toy and the weight makes a world of difference! Almost like having the real thing (but not quite! lol)
Sex: Male Date: 11/29/2011   Nickname: Imhogan


Size
Above Average
Features
Above Average
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Above Average
Durability
Above Average
Over All
Above Average
• Pretty much the closest you can get
This is actually the 2nd fuck me silly #1 I've had. Honestly, this one isn't so great like the first one, and I'll tell you why. The first one I got was actually BIGGER than the expected measurements said in the description... instead of 13" across it was 14.5" which made it even more like an actual sized ass, and I guess that the size being a lil bigger, also made the entry holes not as tight, which for me was amazing and allowed me to cum inside everytime without getting that damn "too sensitive" feeling and have to stop. This one isn't as good as the first, so I may order a third at some point. All in all, this one is still better than any other toy I've ever owned (fleshlight, fake vaginas/asses, etc..) So I recommend it highly, its pretty much the closest you can get to a real fuck!

STAFF NOTE: The original release of the FMS #1 was their prototype design for all of the FMS Models. Once they received feedback on the item, they made changes/corrections to the design for the remaining production runs of the toy. The mold/size/shape remained identical, however, the foam core design was changed to a solid FantaFlesh body and the vaginal/anal canals were made tighter per customer feedback. They do loosen up in time, or can easily be modified to give a looser feel. The coloration was also boosted some, making the toy appear a more solid, tanned coloration than the semi-translucent original.
Sex: Male Date: 11/23/2011   Nickname: TheDaddy


Size
Above Average
Features
Above Average
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Best
Over All
Best
• Amazing simply amazing
Absolutely the best. I have a very active sex life. I love pussy. I am a single guy and I have no problem finding ladies. I bought this toy for something to have at night when I don’t feel like entertaining or hearing a woman’s mouth. (The price you have to pay sometime right?) Well enough about me. The Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator is amazing. The feel is incredible. I would highly recommend this to anyone. Only drawback I can think of is that they really should make these with different canal sizes. I read comments that said they were at first too tight, now they seem too loose. (Still a good feel, but they should be able to accommodate different girths. Length wise it’s no problem at all. I’m all of about 7.5 inches and I have no problem. I even fisted this thing and it still has room to give. It feels every bit of twenty pounds. I like to lay it on my bed a place my iPad and watch some POV style porn and hump away. Hey whatever floats your boat is all that matters. I just wanted to write a review to encourage anyone thing of getting one of these. Now if I could only afford a realdoll and have somewhere to stash it, I would really be in business.
Sex: Male Date: 10/21/2011   Nickname: SteveBoston


Size
Best
Features
Best
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Best
Over All
Best
• You'll want a cigarette after.
So after months and months of eying this thing only and trying to find the best price, I finally caved and figured that this site had the best price. You'll end up paying 350 to 400 anywhere else with shipping. So roughly a week went by and I received this on friday. I am speechless. The material is fantastic. The Size is SO lifelike. It's HUGE. HEAVY too, but that's a plus, if you're into junk in the trunk lol. This thing is MORE than worth the price. The ONLY other competitor is the Topco Perfect Ass, which is in my closet where I also keep this hahah. They're both great. This is a MUST HAVE for any Ass-man out there ;) You WONT be disappointed.
Sex: Male Date: 9/24/2011   Nickname: Breach


Size
Worst
Features
Below Average
Material
Worst
Visual Appeal
Average
Durability
Best
Over All
Worst
• It's not worth it.
I must say that I am really disappointed with this product. The picture looks great, but in reality it's not all what it's made out to be.

1) The toy is too big and awkward. If it's not on a flat table, it will fall over.
2) The holes are only tight around the opening, the ribbing in the pussy and ass are not enough to provide stimulation. I consider myself to be average in terms of endowment, but there wasn't any tightness or texture for penetration to feel good. Perhaps fanta flesh is too soft for me. As well the pussy and ass are not continuous holes. They say it can take 8 inches, as I saw a video demo of it taking a 8" dildo, but it's different when your cock has to do the pushing.
3) This material smells really bad: a strong, sweet, oily, plastic smell. If you can find a good hiding place for it, I assure you the smell will lead anyone to its place of hiding. And the smell stays where ever you lay it. It literally makes me nauseous.
4) Clean up is difficult. There is no opening on the other side to allow drainage of sexual fluids. So you literally have to douche the darn thing. And the pussy and ass are connected and angled downward, so you know there were always be a pool of fluid left at the end. Forget it fitting in a sink to clean it.
5) Don't let the photo fool you. It doesn't look life like at all. It almost looks cartoon like. Fanta flesh doesn't come close to cyberskin. The former is softer, but the feel and look of my Cyberskin Perfect Pussy & Ass, for example, is way better, especially if you coat it with baby powder. If they could make something like this out of cyberskin, rib the holes like the Cyberskin Perfect Pussy & Ass, and make hole for drainage, and try to make it more realistic looking, it might have a one up over the Cyberskin Perfect Pussy & Ass, as it can be taken in different positions.

My humble suggestion is to skip this one.
Sex: Male Date: 9/23/2011   Nickname: Synergy


Size
Best
Features
Above Average
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Above Average
Over All
Best
• Very nice
This is a great thing to have if you're getting divorced or in between girlfriends, but the claim that it's better than the real thing is absurd.

It's a great toy and worth the cash.

Staff Note: We love to have your review and thoroughly enjoy the commentary, although from what we hear, this one doesn't talk back or use credit cards, so there is a distinct possibility that some people might find it better than the real thing. Just sayin'
Sex: Male Date: 9/9/2011   Nickname: M


Size
Best
Features
Above Average
Material
Average
Visual Appeal
Above Average
Durability
Above Average
Over All
Above Average
• No females in sight, the next best thing!
I am a picky man, been getting no play for many years. I tried other fake pussy before, but this is fucking awesome. I pound that pussy doggy style with it laying off the edge of the bed with my hands on my hips and this thing is so heavy it fucks my cock back with every thrust. I also fuck it cowgirl and missionary style. It doesn't bitch at me like a woman, it just is begging to be fucked over and over. Bought some thongs for it too, pull the thong to the side and fuck that pussy and ass away for great visuals and effect.
Sex: Male Date: 9/7/2011   Nickname: bddbdb


Size
Above Average
Features
Above Average
Material
Below Average
Visual Appeal
Above Average
Durability
Below Average
Over All
Above Average
• Best Bang for your buck
I have had this for 6 months and I can say that this baby is the best sex toy I have ever used! Visual appeal is amazing, feels great, fucks great! You will love this thing!
Sex: Male Date: 8/4/2011   Nickname: Willy


Size
Average
Features
Average
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Above Average
Over All
Best
• Great sex toy
The best sex toy I have ever owned. Throw this little lady on the bed ass up and you will instantly have a super hard cock. The ass feels wonderful slapping against your hips. The pussy really massages your cock well and she can take a nice pounding. The pussy isn't the most realistic I have fucked but it has a nice little mound to it and is ideal for pulling out and spraying your load all over it.
Sex: Male Date: 7/20/2011   Nickname: Ken


Size
Average
Features
Average
Material
Average
Visual Appeal
Average
Durability
Average
Over All
Average
• Awesome
I have had mine about 2 months now and absolutely love it. The pussy is great. I fuck mine at least 3 times a week and haven't gotten tired of it yet. The ass cheeks are nice and round and provide a good grip for extra thrust. The pussy itself is very real looking and is great for pulling out and cumming all over it. Highly recommended toy.
Sex: Male Date: 7/18/2011   Nickname: Jt


Size
Best
Features
Above Average
Material
Above Average
Visual Appeal
Above Average
Durability
Below Average
Over All
Above Average
• This is a good piece of ass!
Yes, it's not durable, but how it can be, being like a jelly? That's what makes it cool! Then, when it starts tearing in places, you can simply cut a hole, and put your favorite vagina inside. This way you can use it for years... If it tears in a place, glue it with a good glue. Of course it won't look as cool, but I think you will watch porn anyway, when working with it. This is still a Piece Of Ass guys, a Great one!
Sex: Male Date: 6/24/2011   Nickname: Lovinforcheap


Size
Best
Features
Best
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Best
Over All
Best
• awesome and amazing
I have a bad back and this has helped me a lot. It's better than physical therapy! I have had mine for over a year. It's great to be able to get up at any time of the night and prowl into this ass and take care of business. Putting it on a 2ft by 2ft box gave me the right height and widest leg stance. I throw a skirt on it once in a while and cover the top with a blanket which helps with the visuals. And sure it could be tighter, and why we are at it, make the thing moan and groan as well. When is the full size android coming out?
Sex: Male Date: 6/15/2011   Nickname: physical_therepy


Size
Best
Features
Above Average
Material
Above Average
Visual Appeal
Average
Durability
Average
Over All
Above Average
• promising butt still...
By far the best this kind of product so far. Especially like the jiggly bubble butt bouncing against the groin. You can make her ass gape, which is great too. As if you were fucking Katja Kassin's or Olivia O'Lovely's ass. It has a kind of suction mechanisms that really makes you feel that you are inside her ass, and creates a big orgasm. Downside is that it's orangey and thus not all that visually appealing. This could be developped further by making it half body doll or flat front doll from knees to elbows.
Sex: Male Date: 6/14/2011   Nickname: fal


Size
Best
Features
Best
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Above Average
Over All
Best
• More Bang for Your Buck
I own both the Mega Masturbator #1 and #2. I get a lot of pleasure out of both, but if you're only going to purchase one get the first. She's a more versatile girl. You can take her in the traditional missionary position or if you're feeling a little more animalistic just flip her over and give it to her doggie-style. I say "she" and "her" because, well, you'd almost swear it was the real deal... feels very realistic. Oh, and of course there's the anal opening if you're in the mood to give her some backdoor love. You don't have to worry about this gal saying no... she's a true sport. She'll let you do what you want, when you want. There I go again, talking like she's real, but if you try it you'll see what I mean. I've tried quite a few sex toys, but to me this and the mega masturbator #2 are about as close to the real thing as you can get.
Sex: Male Date: 5/11/2011   Nickname: sextoyfan1980


Size
Best
Features
Average
Material
Average
Visual Appeal
Above Average
Durability
Worst
Over All
Below Average
• F*** her gently or she'll mega tear
The other reviews must be plants or people just don't care about the products tearing. No way this will last six months. After 3 times with it while using a ton of water based lube as recommended this thing is tearing wide open. And I'm average size at best. I had high hopes since other fanta flesh products I've purchased have lasted for years. The only thing good is the size of the ass and the detail on the pussy lips. They're extremely fun. Also easy to clean. Just don't bother fucking this thing. Maybe it's worth half the price advertised being that it's only a good visual toy.
Sex: Male Date: 5/11/2011   Nickname: TheEditor


Size
Best
Features
Average
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Average
Over All
Average
• Not quite like the original version
One of the nicest toy out there for the buck! This is my second one as the first one was damage by water... the sponge absorbed water by the torso area and after 6 months.. it just broke apart. The holes are awesome, very snug, it actually sucks your penis back! When you push it as deep as possible as you're cumming inside, it will reward you by sucking your penis :)

After 6 months, I decided to buy a new one, however, with the second generation I was a bit dissapointed, it still looks the same and it still uses the same material, but it is much darker looking and the holes was much bigger inside. Way bigger. It doesn't have the super tight feeling anymore and it doesn't suck your penis as the original, the original you can put your finger in it and it will grip, however the new version you can feel the holes was much bigger, and it doesn't even grip your finger at all. Soooo dissapointed.

The original holes were ribbed, the new one is ribbed, too, alhough it's probably much easier to clean than the original - but I still believe the original was much better. Waaay better feeling for me. The original was so good that you just want to leave your penis all day inside even when your penis is flaccid after you cum inside.
Sex: Male Date: 4/29/2011   Nickname: Matt


Size
Best
Features
Best
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Above Average
Over All
Best
• Well worth the cash
I prefer this over the 2nd version as this one is much more lifelike (2nd one is pretty small but the tits are hot). I have Jenna's boobs and like to use them with this, but it's outstanding all by itself. She's a great lay for sure and does just about any position you can dream up. Had her almost a year and she's in good shape. Cost is less than an hour with a good call girl so go for it.
Sex: Male Date: 4/20/2011   Nickname: hannahrox1


Size
Above Average
Features
Above Average
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Above Average
Durability
Above Average
Over All
Best
• Compared to
Ok..i've had many toys!!! This one is the closest to a real anal! its visually alot more appealing to many..and added weight enhances the experience! i wish they can make these things more bigger, like added torso and tits in full size! but yea.. best i've had....... so far ;)
Sex: Male Date: 4/6/2011   Nickname: jae


Size
Best
Features
Best
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Best
Over All
Best
• The Best There Is
Great product all around with fair price and fast service on behalf of the company! The product is really the best life like there is, life like size and and feel when it comes to latex products. To my surprise it was bigger than I thought. Not a hassle to clean up. Highly recommended.
Sex: Male Date: 4/2/2011   Nickname: thedude


Size
Best
Features
Above Average
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Average
Over All
Best
• beautiful round ass that won't disappoint
I have been using fake vaginas for a few years. This beauty is by far the best. It is well worth the money. I am not sure of its durability in that I have just received it and used it once. Unlike others I've used, I hope the holes won't rip too much too quick. Even if there is a small tear it will still feel sooo goood. Cleaning it is a bit of a chore because of its weight in trying to hold it under the faucet in the bathtub. Next time I will sneak it outside and use the hose to run water through it being careful not to let the neighbors see it.

I suffered through a time of ejaculating too early with my wife. After practicing with these types of items for a while now our sex life is much improved. If too many times you ejaculate early one fantastic remedy is to use this item because it looks and feels soo real. Go for 10 minutes without coming, then 20, 30, and so on. When it comes to the real thing almost immediately you will notice a difference in your ability to last longer. best wishes!
Sex: Male Date: 3/20/2011   Nickname: steve


Size
Above Average
Features
Above Average
Material
Average
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Average
Over All
Above Average
• Outstanding! Best value for price
Works great in many positions. Cleans up easy. Real feel. Great product!
Sex: Male Date: 2/18/2011   Nickname: Gear Daddy


Size
Above Average
Features
Best
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Average
Over All
Best
• Boom! Touchdown F.M.S.
O.K. here is the call on this F.M.S.M.M. Its fourth quarter in THE GAME, third down and 19... you have been waiting for that one time when someone would FINALLY GET IT DONE! THANK YOU. You call the V.play and boom shes wide open... Touchdown!!! Some call it a PIPEDREAM... I call it game on! Just do it.
Sex: Male Date: 1/18/2011   Nickname: Wolf.


Size
Average
Features
Average
Material
Average
Visual Appeal
Average
Durability
Average
Over All
Average
• Best toy ever!
The best toy I ever had. Fuck it 3-4 times a day (besides my wife).
Sex: None Date: 1/10/2011   Nickname: jora


Size
Best
Features
Above Average
Material
Above Average
Visual Appeal
Above Average
Durability
Above Average
Over All
Best
• Worth the money if you need it.... and you do.
I got this after about 4 months of being without the real deal. With work, stress, and the like beating down on me like the average guy, I just didn't have the game that I used to have, and certainly didn't even want to deal with the game it takes to bring that pussy home.

In any case, I ordered it. It was a shitload of money, but fuck it, I'm worth it. When it arrived I was SUPER stoked. I brought it inside and wondered what the UPS guy was thinking. It's HEAVY, and with no label it screams either "I'm building a bomb", or "I bought a SERIOUS sex toy". Whatever, I could give a fuck what he thinks. I opened the box, and found the bottle of extra lube I ordered.. awesome. But not NEARLY as awesome as when I opened the real deal box. This shit is huge. It's way bigger than anything I have owned before (not many, but a few!). I took it out of the box and admired the view. Very realistic. Very soft, and I can't lie, I slapped the shit out of this ass for a minute or two before I realized I wasn't hearing a moan. I couldn't get down with it right away... had to go to work.

Hours pass, and I wasn't even interested in going out with the bros after work. I wanted to get home and try to tear this thing apart. And that is EXACTLY what I did. As soon as I got in the door, I threw it on the bed, and lubed her up. At first, your first realization is the "cold" feel... but that passed with about 5 thrusts. I couldn't wait to get into the ass of this thing and got right in there in about 3 minutes. OK, the pussy on this is nice.. it's clean, smooth inside, and very tight. it felt great. Make sure you go slow at first and really enjoy the fact that this bitch isn't gonna spend your money.... BUT the ASS now... jesus, I thought I was really in an ass! IT was great. I refuse to come inside my toys, because shit, I don't have the time to clean them up, and within a minute or so, I was ready to blow... so I had to pull out and blow my load on the sheets... AS REAL AS IT GETS.. HAH! Over all, this thing rules. No vibrating goodies, but you don't need them. I pack her up in her box and hide it in my closet until I need her. PERFECT WOMAN. BUY NOW.
Sex: Male Date: 12/30/2010   Nickname: Tattoo Mickey!


Size
Average
Features
Average
Material
Above Average
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Above Average
Over All
Above Average
• Not bad for a temporary substitute for the real thing.
Not bad for a temporary substitute for the real thing. The pussy is great, well formed and feels very natural. The ass on the other hand is not very accommodating for even an average size penis. Thankfully anal sex is not that important to me and the performance of the pussy makes up for any short comings the ass misses on. I would buy this item again.
Sex: Male Date: 10/29/2010   Nickname: 917K


Size
Best
Features
Best
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Above Average
Over All
Best
• Nice piece of ass
I'm one of these people thats sorta hard to please. I like to critique everything and this thing is not without a flaw. It's so damn big where do you hide it? As far as my complaints go thats it. Get the light down low for better visual and put some lingerie on it and you won't know the difference. I have a fleshlight too but compared to this: fleshlight 2, MegaAss 10+ Life is to short not to have one of these.
Sex: Male Date: 10/16/2010   Nickname: ILIKEIT


Size
Above Average
Features
Below Average
Material
Above Average
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Worst
Over All
Worst
• needs separate pussy and asshole cavities, sealed suction proof!!!!!!!
I bought this thing hoping 4 the best. The feeling and orgasms were great. The summary says the most, Other than if u care 4 this thing, wash, clean, prep, etc. It just dont last. Its a piece of shit! Very dissatisfied! Probably only got 20 good fucks in this thing and its fallin apart tearin and shit. I use plleennttyy of lube and always clean. Just junk!
Sex: Male Date: 9/15/2010   Nickname: m987


Size
Best
Features
Best
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Best
Over All
Best
• OK, toys for boys
This is amazing. 5 stars across the board. You need to try different scenerios to get the right position, on an arm of a couch works the best for me. It's almost as good as the real thing. The only thing missing is the audio effects, but your favorite video's can take care of that. It's helped my stamina and control during the real deal.
Sex: Male Date: 8/20/2010   Nickname: average


Size
Best
Features
Above Average
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Above Average
Durability
Above Average
Over All
Best
• CAN'T WAIT!
I haven't even received mine yet, judging from the reviews, it sounds like I'm gonna love it. Someone I chatted with online said they have one, and that his wife likes to wear a strap-on and dp it with him! He said it's got what are the BEST parts of a "Real Doll"! He says that the wife likes what it added to their sex life, and that she suggested it to her best friend and her husband! I Can't Wait!! Getting hard just thinking about it! Enjoy!
Sex: Male Date: 8/11/2010   Nickname: talented69


Size
Best
Features
Best
Material
Above Average
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Average
Over All
Above Average
• Booty poppin-booty-booty poppin
OK, so I have owned this product now for a couple of weeks and I gotta say that I am thoroughly impressed. As far as the size is concernedI would say it belongs to a woman that is about 5'2"-5'4". basically a perfect, petite little bubble butt. The material has a firm rubbery/latex feel to it. You can spread the cheeks, push them together and with a firm grip, can gape the ass. When you smack it, it has a nice realistic jiggle to it. The pussy is better than I thought it would be. It stays tight the whole time, as does the ass which is VERY close to the real thing! (Except for the warmth of a real ass, it really is almost the same thing). Visually, it is truly a splendid looking ass. Like I said before, it's a perfect little athletic looking bubble butt. With the right camera angle you would never know that it's just a pair of hips! My wife knew ahead of time that I was getting this (in fact she recommended a blow up doll to satisfy me). So I went online and found this. I had no idea that they made shit like this! Long story short; she's sucking my balls while I fuck it and with some flavored lube I'm doing A2M on my wife! Never in my wildest dreams did I ever think that would happen! It's not cheating... it's cheaper (and more satisfying) than strip clubs, it doesn't smell like poo, and it never says "no". This ass is perfect for those couples that work different shifts or don't see each other often for whatever reason. Ladies, be nice and let your deprived man get a piece of this BUBBLE!!!
Sex: Male Date: 8/7/2010   Nickname: Chuck Roast


Size
Best
Features
Best
Material
Above Average
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Above Average
Over All
Above Average
• BIG BUBBLE BUTT
HEllo, If you're thinking about getting this thing, let me tell you, you better have a nice hiding spot for your new gf cause she is huge! If your are into ass, this is definitely your forte! The ass feels so real, they really nailed it. I like bending this thing over and busting a nut all over the ass, it works like a charm everytime!!!! I can't cum inside it though because it doesnt not have ANY DRAINAGE HOLES! Major Downer with this thing... hard to keep clean!!!
69 CUSTOMER SERVICE NOTE: One shipment of the "Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator" arrived from the manufacturer without the drainage hole cut through the back. It is a matter of only 1/4 to 1/2 inch of material overlay. If you receive one of these models, simply make a small slice with a thin blade through the backside where you can feel the tunnel. This will give you the cleaning hole necessary and still provide you with the same feeling as without.
Sex: Male Date: 7/9/2010   Nickname: Jah Bongg


Size
Best
Features
Above Average
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Above Average
Over All
Best
• It's massive!!
This sex toy for men is pretty damn impressive. I would say this thing is marketed for ass lovers. The features are ultra realistic, great pussy detail with soft big lips. The masturbator is really made to impress big booty lovers. My girls booty is a bit on the pancake side, so I bought this to satisfy my big butt desires (rather than cheat). It really is worth the money because this bad boy will serve you time and again. I fucked both holes and they feel pretty damn good. The material heats well from your own body heat so it feels pretty damn real. Gotta use lube always cuz it really would suck (I imagine) to fuck it dry. I used a hood so I don't get it messy and in need of a super cleaning. The size may suprise you. It may look huge on the sample images but I was actually blown away by how much larger it is than it looks. It is pretty much as large as a real woman's hips. The "skin" feels pretty real, and the ass slaps really cool. I doggy styled it for a hot minute and couldn't stop spanking the ass. The ass is a bitch to get going but once your in for a couple minutes it gives way (lol, kinda like a real asshole). Positions are plentiful because of the design. You really can go doggystyle, missionary, sideways from the front and back, cowgirl as well as reverse (although it requires a bit of a workout for the arms). Lastly I will say that I really can see myself fucking this thing on a normal basis (at least till I get bored of it). My girl don't know about this thing as I have hidden it well. You will need ample hiding space if you must hide it. Buy the damn thing already it really does rock! If my chick dumps me I'll get over it the minute she splits, cuz I got some big booty hidding in the basement. Kidding, I am not that cold, but I don't think she would appreciate it. In all honesty, she might be jealous of this big bubble butt masturbator. Just buy it, you didn't get here by accident!!
Sex: Male Date: 7/2/2010   Nickname: master pee pee


Size
Best
Features
Best
Material
Above Average
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Average
Over All
Above Average
• outstanding value for price
Very good product. soft outside with center foam core. Use powder to increase spankability and keep real-feeling. Very good purchase!
Sex: Male Date: 6/17/2010   Nickname: roddy


Size
Best
Features
Above Average
Material
Best
Visual Appeal
Best
Durability
Best
Over All
Best
• one hell piece of ass...
Well ,it's far better than fleshlight and if u find the way to heat this toy to the human body temperature, you have something so real you wont be able to put it down. A nice way to increase your stamina. Go buy it, think of it as the ultimate game console for your dick!
Sex: Male Date: 6/14/2010   Nickname: nerodarko




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